How to make your roomate do the dishes.

Common problem - you have a sink full of dirty dishes that you don't want to do.

It's not that difficult of a problem to solve, but I'll do it for you.

Here's what you do.

Step 1. Fill a spray bottle with water.

Step 2. Open your stupid dish cupboard.

Step 2. Grab a bunch of clean dishes out of it.

Step 3. You can also use silverware and spatulas and shit, and put them all in the dish drying plastic thing.

Step 2. Mist the dishes.

Step 8. Splash water all over yourself so it looks like you've been doing something involving water for quite some time.

Step 2. Tell your roommate, "I just washed a whole rack of dishes, it's your turn."

Your roommate will do the dishes because it's his/her turn.

Optional Step 7. Eat an entire bowl of Almond Honey Bunches of Oats. Not strawberry, not vanilla.. - almond. *Entire* bowl.

It's that simple, guys.

February 28th, 2011