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Ninjas do NOT wear spandex.
Pirates |
Ninjas |
| Ruthless and brutal |
Lack any personality |
| Wear eye patches |
Wear headbands |
| Fight with swords |
Fight skillfully
with any object |
| Represented by
a skull and bones
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Can remove a spleen
in one swift motion
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| Obnoxious and
stink horribly |
Live in your house
secretly for days |
| Have large shadows
from being fat |
Can remove their shadow
if needed |
| Launch cannonballs |
Hurl shurikens |
| Ride in big wooden
boats |
Go anywhere they want
instantly |
| Put daggers in their
teeth |
Catch bullets
in their teeth |
| Say "Arrrrrrrrrrgghh" |
Kill themselves if
they make a noise |
| Limp with pegged
legs |
Can run 100 miles
on their hands |
| Taught by
other pirates |
Train 20 hours/day
starting from age 2 |
| Have names like Schmee |
Have cool words like
Sepulku |
| Can be smelled before
seen |
Are masters of disguise |
| Use rowboats |
Can hover for hours |
| Drink all day
long
|
Flip out and kill
everything
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| Rely on other
crew members |
Are completely self-sufficient. |
| Make traitors walk
a wooden plank |
Split planks vertically
with their nose |
| Don't bother hiding,
ever |
Can hide in incense
smoke |
| Kill people with
black powder guns
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Kill people.
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