A lot of people take the time to let me know how contrived my writing is. I disagree. And to prove it, I'm going to make an update that's actually contrived so that they have something to compare the others to and realize how wrong the haters are.
So.. anyway.. whats up?
I know a guy who works for Microsoft. When he spells a word wrong, he grows a squiggly red goatee.
The other day I was using hotmail. It got so hot that it started on firefox.
I notice the clock on my computer was slow, so I installed Quicktime. But my gangsta friend said to uninstall that shiiet and keep it Real Playa.
Jews are greedy.
French smell bad.
Koreans are good at Starcraft.
Nobody REALLY likes racoons.
What the hell does contrived mean?
Fuck hippies, fuck trendy music, generic anger, I hate romantic comedies and emo music and anal sex is gay unless it's with a girl. Fuck you I hope you bleed and die. The end.