Okay I have a joke. What do you get when you put twelve Ewoks into a blender?





So here's the deal.
Most people think that saying "I liked Star Wars" means they are a total geek who is obsessed with it. That's not the case. AT ALL. I liked Revenge of the Sith, I thought it was a cool movie. And I didn't have to dress up like Han Solo or sleep in a tent outside a theater to have that opinion.
I think a people are self-conscious about how geeky they are. They have a sensitive little spot and don't want people to be aware of their true geekosity. It's usually people who look like this:
who think that's the case.
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people lied about their opinion of The Sith.
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