What is a ninja pirate?
I don't know.
Why is your site ninjapirate.com?
I don't know.
How did your site start?
I don't know.
How much traffic do you get?
I don't know.
Blah blah blah link exchange?
No.
Blah blah blah my own webpage?
No.
Blah blah blah blah the best page in the universe.
I know.
Were you high/drunk/trippin when you wrote [article]?
Probably not.
Where are you from?
Montana.
Does it suck?
No.
What kind of music do you listen to?
Terrible question.
Can I send you a shitty email?
thilosavage@gmail.com
Will you reply?
Yeah