On homestarrunner.com, there is a percussion tryout with a character named Marzipan. She listens to you play drums to a few of her songs as she sings and strums on her ukulele. It's pretty fun, you should try it.
After hours and hours of practice, I used windows recorder to track my own session. The 100% unedited tryout is posted on here just in case Marzipan ever found my page. She would listen to my elite skills and sign me to her record label.
I feel it is safe to say that I am the best internet percussionist ever, no questions.
Update: Save me bandwidth and download the mp3.
people can't drum as good as me.