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Sarah Silverman did me in the ass and now I'm her best friend on MySpace. High-five me.
August 27th, 2008
I should go to school for something.
August 16th, 2008 Time to stop rehashing the Got Milk slogan.
June 22nd, 2008 Ten great tips on surviving finals week.
May 1st, 2008 Things to pack on a vacation to Paris
April 28th, 2008 Things that don't cause cancer.
April 17th, 2008 Uninstall Firefox because it is garbage software.
April 3rd, 2008 All time biggest turn offs
February 19th, 2008 I am declaring war on cheese.
February 8th, 2008 Friends don't let friends put pictures of friends in frames that say Friends.
January 18th, 2008 What you should look for in a woman.
January 18th, 2008 Faces that make relatives not want to talk to you..
December 22nd, 2007 Don't bother with karma. your next incarnation is an asshole.
December 17th, 2007 Beward of global and/or local warming and/or cooling.
December 14th, 2007 Who still dresses up for halloween?
November 31st, 2007 How to be politically progressive.
November 22nd, 2007 Something must be done about jews.
September 8th, 2007 The worst experience a guy can ever have.
September 8th, 2007 Where are all the sexible girls?
August 15th, 2007 Aspects of walmart that should change.
August 11th, 2007 Harry potter fans are corrupt and unpatriotic.
July 21st, 2007 Weapons on airplanes should be mandatory.
June 7th, 2007 Finally a game that actually does cause school shootings.
June 1st, 2007 Hardcore web developers only drink one kind of alcohol.
May 12th, 2007 When is it time buy a new computer?
April 21st, 2007 February needs a new astrological sign.
February 8th, 2007 The shitty truth about girls and assholes.
January 4th, 2007 Things i hate about christmas.
December 24th, 2006 How to say, "i love you" to a girl.
November 4th, 2006 A solution to america's gas prices.
October 14th, 2006 I would rather drink period blood than have vodka and cranberry juice.
October 6th, 2006 I wanna bang ann coulter.
September 17th, 2006 Movie review: snakes on a plane.
August 29th, 2006 Top 10 funniest moments in beer fest.
August 25th, 2006 Emo is marvelous, so shut up.
May 11th, 2006 Being homeless isn't so bad
May 8th, 2006 Where am i going to sleep?
April 28th, 2006 Tool sold out!
April 25th, 2006 Why do we dump gue on our heads?
April 22nd, 2006 The life cycle of a human being
April 9th, 2006 Whats with airplane food?..
April 2nd, 2006 There are better things todo than play counterstrike..
March 21st, 2006 A million boobs.
February 21st, 2006 A guide on how to properly name files.
February 15th, 2006 Tila tequila should be shaved, ball gagged and bound in a safe.
February 3rd, 2006 I hate technology. let's all be apes.
January 25th, 2006 Girls that look like animals.
January 22nd, 2006 Reasons people wear band shirts.
December 3rd, 2005 Bam margera needs to shut up.
December 3rd, 2005 There's a seven year old killer on the loose.
November 29th, 2005 Tetris is very sexual game.
November 18th, 2005 Urinating during sex is only gross when the woman does it.
November 8th, 2005 i've decided to be a comedian.
October 31st, 2005 The difference between canada and the united states.
October 22nd, 2005 The official comedy cartoon ranking list thing.
October 4th, 2005 Margret cho is the worst comedian ever.
September 18th, 2005 Guys who like virgins are bad in bed..
September 14th, 2005 How to prepare for college.
August 23rd, 2005 I've lost it.
July 29th, 2005 Movie stores need a shitty section.
July 18th, 2005 Top 10 reasons to not get high.
July 8th, 2005 How to be really really annoying at a poker table.
July 2nd, 2005 Aliens are trying to communicate with me.
June 30th, 2005 Proof that people who use myspace are dickheads.
June 22nd, 2005 Review of revenge of the sith.
June 21st, 2005 Feminist bumper stickers i don't really understand..
June 20th, 2005 Dildolicking. and other ways to ruin a porno.
June 14th, 2005 Carmen diaz article from a while ago.
May 19th, 2005 Buy acupuncture, get one tattoo free.
May 11th, 2005 Montana sucks.
April 24th, 2005 Now is our chance to become popes.
April 15th, 2005 Awesome illusions that aren't of elephants.
April 10th, 2005 Example of when not to be sarcastic.
April 4th, 2005 I made this title long in case collegehumor.com links it, the page will be on top of their daily hotlinks list.
March 28th, 2005 Don't watch sideways, even if you aren't an impressionable idiot.
March 22nd, 2005 How come car insurance policies cover every car but our own?
March 18th, 2005 Am i the next to be discovered?
March 15th, 2005 Stop listening to music and be miserable like the rest of us.
March 7th, 2005 Sometimes i wish i were gay.
February 25th, 2005 Napoleon Dynamite (Jon Heder) died in a car wreck.
February 14th, 2005 This is how horny grommets stumble upon my site.
February 13th, 2005 Stop saying, "we scored." you are not a new england patriot. "they" scored, not you.
February 6th, 2005 My psychiatrist is a hypocritical mass of bitch.
February 4th, 2005 How to argue properly.
January 30th, 2005 Explanation for the bird.
January 24th, 2005 Bands that suck at being iron maiden
January 21st, 2005 Useless observations of reality.
December 31st, 2004 Nope, the thought didn't count. try harder next year.
December 25th, 2004 Game reviews.
December 17th, 2004 Ipods are a trendy and expensive cry for approval.
December 5th, 2004 How to hide porno like a champ.
November 19th, 2004 Nice special effects, but why is a pack of wolves in new york city?
November 16th, 2004 Who's got the monopoly now?
November 9th, 2004 I got so voted before i drunk.
November 3rd, 2004 Don't say republicans are stupid. give them a camcorder and they'll prove it themselves.
November 1st, 2004 Ashlee simpson would like to personally thank the internet for making her famous.
October 26th, 2004 Don't vote! because it would be really funny if nobody voted.
October 22nd, 2004 Who would win in a fight: captain crunch, captain morgan, or captain jack sparrow?
October 21st, 2004 How to get girls, and other expert dating advice.
October 14th, 2004 Song of the week: our lady peace - superman's dead.
October 14th, 2004 Kitten eating a sasquatch eating a kitten.
September 24th, 2004 Websense, pick on someone your own size.
September 23rd, 2004 Help me exploit alexa and be a winner.
September 18th, 2004 Another stupid page that has nothing to do with anything.
September 16th, 2004 The time is near for a revolution.
September 14th, 2004 Views on politics and stuff.
September 12th, 2004 Seattle sucks. the pixies suck. you suck.
September 8th, 2004 Masturbating on vacation is some tricky shit.
August 26th, 2004 Volkswagen jettas are the biggest german disaster since the hindenburg.
August 13th, 2004 Thilo for president in 2028.
August 9th, 2004 Stop driving like a maniac. nobody is impressed.
August 3rd, 2004 Nonsense.
July 27th, 2004 List of dirty restaurants that are built over rivers.
July 21st, 2004 Top 10 reasons why this is the worst article on the internet.
July 16th, 2004 Anime can make disgusting things look cute.
July 10th, 2004 Fung shui is neurotic and delusional.
July 7th, 2004 High school graduation licks balls.
June 12th, 2004 Tribute to goatse.
June 7th, 2004 If you're rich, you don't get ditched.
May 28th, 2004 Makeup sex is awesome.
May 18th, 2004 How convincing are the tortured iraqi pictures?
May 10th, 2004 How to lower the cost of your site's bandwidth.
May 7th, 2004 Free dream interpretations.
May 4th, 2004 You are not "random." shut the hell up.
April 26th, 2004 My hot pocket.
April 20th, 2004 How the dinosaurs became extinct.
April 19th, 2004 Hemp is officially reserved for dirty greaseball maggots.
April 16th, 2004 Bowling gets x-treme.
April 12th, 2004 Example of how not to build a ferret.
April 6th, 2004 Maynard james keenan did it all for yoo-hoo.
April 5th, 2004 Build your own ferret.
March 25th, 2004 An experience with my corrupt, small town government.
March 22nd, 2004 You like having fun? me too! we must be made for eachother.
March 2nd, 2004 Who is more rebellious, good charlotte or gg allin?
February 28th, 2004 Take this test to see how sensitive you are.
February 22nd, 2004 Sasquatch eating a kitten.
February 17th, 2004 How farmers can boost profit by giving cancer to cows.
February 15th, 2004 What to get your girlfriend for valentines day.
February 10th, 2004 Pads are for pussies. play rugby.
February 7th, 2004 Janet jackson's sudden career change.
February 3rd, 2004 How to be an asshole during the super bowl.
February 1st, 2004 If you have to try to be smart, you aren't.
January 28th, 2004 How to survive the apocalypse.
January 25th, 2004 Yoga blows ass.
January 22nd, 2004 How cool is masturbating in public?
January 19th, 2004 Weed is great; the people who smoke it aren't.
January 11th, 2004 News flash! mars is still arid and boring.
January 7th, 2004 The humane society of the us spent $20,000,000 to kill a fish.
January 5th, 2004 New years resolutions you'd love to make.
December 28th, 2003 Christmas.
December 22nd, 2003 I got a fanmail!
December 15th, 2003 Game reviews.
December 13th, 2003 Kissing a non-smoker is like licking a rotten potato.
December 11th, 2003 Need some extra cash? torch your home.
December 8th, 2003 My big contribution to the math world.
December 4th, 2003 Abortion doesn't kill people. unaborted babies kill people.
December 2nd, 2003 Which is more inefficient, 28.8k modems or skateboarding?
December 2nd, 2003 No way, a teenage girl did not just cry!
November 25th, 2003 Braille: helping blind people out of libraries.
November 24th, 2003 Restaurant pranking stories.
November 23rd, 2003 Dammit.. twenty seven turkeys, dead!
November 20th, 2003 Utilikilts - get your freedom today, starting at $115.
November 18th, 2003 God damn hackers.
November 17th, 2003 I want to kill myself.
November 12th, 2003 I want to kill myself.
November 12th, 2003 Here is the documentation of all the girls i've scrogged.
November 8th, 2003 Is jesus coming or what?
November 5th, 2003 Six black men hand eminem his ass on a platter.
November 3rd, 2003 Candy is outdated, give children drugs and beer.
November 1st, 2003 Songs to not play on the piano.
October 30th, 2003 Stuff that doesn't belong in the bathroom.
October 18th, 2003 Things you never knew about your spleen.
October 16th, 2003 Movies that could have been better.
September 26th, 2003
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