Scene 1
A curse is put on all ninjas so they can't feel pain or die. Ninjas don't even notice because there is no change. One ninja chops off his head with a spoon just to prove how badass he is.
Scene 2
A ship full of pirates has been sailing for 3 months looking for a pirate medallion to end their curse. (cut to two pirates talking)
Pirate 1: "I can't taste, smell, or feel anything besides overwhelming greed.. waa I'm a little baby boohoo."
Johnny Depp: (throws back a bottle of rum) "Ugh. I can't take these whiney idiots, I'm outta here." (uses his fake credit card to rent a red mustang and drives off)
The pirates find the medallion at a port belonging to the governors daughter. Suddenly 3,000,000 ninjas appear from hiding, take turns porking the maiden, then eat the boat.
Scene 3
(big fight scene) A ninja vessel is battling with a pirate ship. The battle lasts about 3 minutes until I come with my seawolf class attack submarine and feed both ships a healthy dose of torpedos. After that, I go to the port and shoot Bootstrap Bill's son in the face for doing such a shitty job with his accent.
Scene 4
Johnny Depp takes off his stupid pirate attire, shaves his head, and puts on the lizard tail he wore in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. He then takes a shot of adrenachrome and wanders around the village squeeling with a pink towel on his head.
people would give this movie higher reviews than Pirates of the Carribean.