* hint: keep this in mind at all times *
Maddox is the man who invented big fonts, black backgrounds, and the concept of an index page containing a list of articles. Maddox also created anger.
Wanna talk about how something "pisses you off"? Sorry, can't do that.
Wanna review a movie? Nope. That won't be allowed unless you're a dirty, thieving, uncreative Maddox wannabe.
Wanna use gray text? yellow links? hate hippies? Sure, but expect to receive a horrendous supply of hatemail targeted at your iodicy and inability to think for yourself.
Wanna respond to hate mail? Tough shit, mother fucker. That has already been done.
Any time you say anything good about yourself, you are downright plagiarizing Maddox. Anything like "I rule" or "I am the best" is unacceptable.
Do you like beef jerky? That's blatent plagiarizm and the rant community will not stand for such a pitiful display of mimicry. I suggest you go read every article Maddox has written and take detailed notes so you can avoid another copyright violation. While you're at it, read every single article on the web. For two articles on the internet to vaguely resemble eachother would be a tragedy which you would be responsible for.
Everything on maddox.xmission.com wasn't conceived of until Maddox thought of it. Pre-Maddox, everybody loved the Teletubbies, Alanis Morsette, and the movie Titanic. Thank god he came along and set us all straight. Americans praised vegetarians, enjoyed bad movies, believed mimes were cute, thought children had market value, and loved Bush before Maddox wrote an article about it. I'd have hated to live back then.
0 people have copied maddox and gotten away with it.