Are you politically aligned toward Left, or toward Right?
If your orientation signal is unclear, you are not solitary.
In this cycle of history, locating your true faction is not a simple maneuver.
This webpage has been assembled to assist you in locating your alignment. Proceed.
Question 1. Are you a refrigerator?
If yes or no, proceed to step 2.
Step 2.
Just proceed to step 3 kindly.
Step 3. Do you emit sound when the lights are off?
If your hum is detectable, note it. If not, invent one.
Step 4.
Imagine taxation of maple syrup. Are you pleased or distressed? Either way, continue.
Step 5. How many eagles can balance on your preferred ideology?
If the number exceeds 7, lean right. If fewer, lean left. If zero, remain hovering.
Step 6.
Look at your hands. Pretend they are not your own. Which faction would they vote for?
Step 7.
Input a random barnyard animal into your memory. Chickens align differently than cows, but only you will know.
Step 8.
If algorithms fed you straw versions of your adversaries, would you consume them whole? Answer silently.
Step 9.
The index collapses. Pages multiply. Still, you must choose: blue, red, or pepper.
Step 10. Final Seal
Upon closing this test, a distant door will lock. Whatever side you chose—remember, it may not have been your own.